Chinese Astronomy Part 2: Friends and Enemies

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:31 pm

I figured I'd make a seperate thread to discuss how compatible you are with people under different chinese astrological signs. If you don't know what your sign is, or would like to learn what signs other people on the forum have, visit <a href="http://www.animemusicvideos.org/phpBB/v ... sc&start=0" target=_blank>this thread</a>.

RAT
Best Friends: Dragons and Monkeys
Enemies: Horses

OX
Best Friends: Roosters and Snakes
Enemies: Sheep

TIGER
Best Friends: Horses and Dogs
Enemies: Monkeys

RABBIT
Best Friends: Sheep and Pigs
Enemies: Roosters

DRAGON
Best Friends: Rats and Monkeys
Enemies: Dogs

SNAKE
Best Friends: Oxen and Roosters
Enemies: Pigs

HORSE
Best Friends: Tigers and Dogs
Enemies: Rats

SHEEP
Best Friends: Rabbits and Pigs
Enemies: Oxen

MONKEY
Best Friends: Dragons and Rats
Enemies: Tigers

ROOSTER
Best Friends: Oxen and Snakes
Enemies: Rabbits

DOG
Best Friends: Tigers and Horses
Enemies: Dragons

PIG
Best Friends: Rabbits and Sheep
Enemies: Snakes

fyrtenheimer · Post by **fyrtenheimer** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:45 pm

:O You have friends and enemies. But where is ze lovers?!

kthulhu · Post by **kthulhu** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 7:59 pm

That'd be under friends.

Friends with "benefits" to be precise.

EarthCurrent · Post by **EarthCurrent** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:09 pm

fyrtenheimer wrote::O You have friends and enemies. But where is ze lovers?!

Lovers:
Signs in Bold represent your best match

RAT
Most Compatible: Rat, Ox, Snake, Dragon, Monkey and Pig
Least Compatible: Rabbit, Horse, Sheep and Rooster

OX
Most Compatible: Rat, Rabbit, Snake, and Rooster
Least Compatible: Tiger, Dragon, Horse, Sheep,

TIGER
Most Compatible: Rabbit, Dragon, Horse, Dog, Pig
Least Compatible: Ox, Snake, Monkey

RABBIT
Most Compatible: Ox, tiger, Rabbit, Sheep, Dog, and Pig
Least Compatible: Rat, Monkey, and Rooster

DRAGON
Most Compatible: Rat, Tiger, Snake, Horse, Monkey, and Pig
Least Compatible: Ox, Sheep, and Dog

SNAKE
Most Compatible: Rat, Ox, Rabbit, Dragon, Sheep, Rooster, and Dog
Least Compatible: Tiger and Pig

HORSE
Most Compatible: Tiger, Dragon, Sheep, Rooster, and Dog
Least Compatible:Rat and Ox

SHEEP
Most Compatible: Rabbit, Snake, Horse, Sheep, and Pig
Least Compatible: Rat, Ox, Rooster, and Dog

MONKEY
Most Compatible: Rat, Dragon, Sheep, Monkey, Dog, and Pig
Least Compatible: Rabbit and Rooster

ROOSTER
Most Compatible: Ox, Snake, Horse, Sheep, Pig
Least Compatible: Rat, Rabbit, Monkey, Rooster

DOG
Most Compatible: Tiger, Rabbit, Snake, Horse, Dog, and Pig
Least Compatible: Dragon and Monkey

PIG
Most Compatible: Rat, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Sheep, Monkey, Rooster, and Dog
Least Compatible: Snake

The Non-Professional · Post by **The Non-Professional** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:14 pm

EarthCurrent wrote:DRAGON
Most Compatible: Rat

A dagon on a rat? That doesnt look right...

KungPaoChicken · Post by **KungPaoChicken** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:21 pm

holy shit the constellation Pig attacks the star Snake and causes 324HP damage.

Roke · Post by **Roke** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 8:25 pm

Spider-Bus tore into YOU for 69 points of damage!

Summanaro · Post by **Summanaro** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:04 pm

The pig looks like it's the whore out of the bunch.

Ed_209 · Post by **Ed_209** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:07 pm

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Satomi · Post by **Satomi** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:28 pm

RAT
Best Friends: Dragons and Monkeys
Enemies: Horses

Is fyrtenheimer a horse?

RAT
Most Compatible: Rat, Ox, Snake, Dragon, Monkey and Pig
Least Compatible: Rabbit, Horse, Sheep and Rooster

Who's a dragon or a monkey. I shall avoid you whoever you are.